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Esquire Magazine – Funny joke from a beautiful woman

Article originally from the February issue of Esquire Magazine.Typed up by The Margot Corner.

As told by Margot Robbie – A woman rushes into her house one morning and says to her husband, “Sam pack up your stuff, I just won the lottery.” “Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?” he asks. “Whatever,” she replies, “So long as you’re out of the house by noon.”

About the jokster: Margot Robbie knows what it takes to make a good horror movie: “Spoiled teenagers who occasionally get in bikins”. That’s how the 21 year-old describes the premise of her first film, 2009’s low-budget thriller I.C.U. The Australian native and star of ABC’s Pan Am also knows what you need to have a good night: alcohol and Dexys Midnight Runners. “Every time I go to my favorite bar, I end up standing on the table and singing ‘Come on Eileen'”, she says. “Then a security guard comes and pulls me. It’s a ritual now”. And also, apparently the fault of her genes: “Australians are all incredibly laid back – until it comes to drinking or playing sports. It’s very unjust to refuse a drink. ” Almost as unjust as pulling a fetching Australian off a table.